Sunday, June 19, 2011

Keeping Up.

I spy with my little eye (disclaimer: you have to look real hard in this picture)...


If you know me you know this is a huge deal!!
I'm not ashamed to admit my unabashed love for this crazy (krazy?) family. I've seen every episode. I cried during Khloe and Lamar's wedding. I was slightly disturbed when Kourtney pulled out her own baby. I was deeply distraught when Kim and Reggie broke up. I. LOVE. THEM.
So how did I finally fulfill my dream of getting to see them in person? Here's the story...

Jessica and Kori share my obsession. So naturally, when we found out Khloe was hosting a birthday party at a club inside the Paris, we decided we would go to the delicious Sugar Factory and see if we could maybe catch a glimpse of them somewhere. We ended up going pretty late and by the time we got there we were sure there would be no sighting. We walked into Sugar Factory to get a table and low and behold, who do I spot?
Lamar Odom!
And not just Lamar Odom, but a table filled to the brim with Kardashian goodness!
We're talking Khloe, Kim and her new fiance Kris, Rob, Malika... even the weird blonde makeup girl you occasionally see on the show!
So in the midst of freaking out, we go to get a table, and we must've had some crazy good luck that night because our table was directly next to theirs. It. Was. Amazing. I didn't even eat most of my dessert because I couldn't stop watching! Pretty pathetic, but you would do the same, trust me. To give you an idea of how close we were, here are some pictures taken from the table:

That's makeup lady's head and Rob

And this one is kind of blurry but that's khloe and lamar at the end.

Are you jealous yet?! It gets better.
We got up to leave right as they were leaving so we decided to wait by this side door to see if they would go out that way. I'm a stalker, I know, but we needed better pics because my camera didn't want to take good ones, as you can probably tell! So we waited by this door for a few minutes and kori and jessica were convinced that they weren't going out that way. Good thing I'm stubborn and made us wait a few minutes because they came out and literally walked right in front of us! Those pictures up top are taken from Jessica's cell phone and not even zoomed in or anything. THRILLING!
Okay so I have to admit that my inner fan girl came out at this point. There were tons of people around taking pictures and stuff so as Kim and Kris were walking past, I yelled "We love you Kim and Kris!" (embarrassing) but it paid off because Kris turned around, grabbed my arm and said "We love you too" !!!!! Me and him are now BFFs, I'm expecting a wedding invite any day now.
So we left extremely satisfied! And plus it was my birthday so it couldn't have been better timing. As we were leaving they were walking the red carpet so we stopped for a minute.

Lamar and Kim

Kris and Rob

Needless to say... Best. Night. Ever.
-Khloe is smaller than I thought she would be
-Kim is just as gorgeous and small and perfect as on tv
-Kris Humphries is way more attractive in person!
-Rob is short
-We saw Kim's ring from afar... and even from afar it is massive.

Last one... found this online, see that orange shirt in the background? Thats jessica. NBD.

***SORRY FOR THIS LONG AND PROBABLY BORING POST! I'm just still really excited about this. Guess I'm pretty shallow!


Wednesday, June 15, 2011


Yazzy graduated today! Isn't he so cute in this picture? I can't believe my baby brother is old enough to go to college. I still think of him as a sweet little boy that loved to play with his rescue heroes and drive his police big wheel around the neighborhood. He has so many fun friends and gets along with everybody. I can't wait to see what adventures college brings him!
Jessica ran her first 1/2 marathon and apparently rocked it. I truly wish I had the desire to do something like that, but it running for 2 hours straight sounds like literal hell to me. I'd rather spend those 2 hours sleeping. You think that's why Jessica is like 200 pounds skinnier than me? I'm excited for her to come home for a few weeks before she leaves for her amazing study abroad.
Sawyer is the cutest ever. Seriously can't get enough of that little guy! Even though he spit up on me 4 times the other day! Gross. But still the most precious babe.
Bootsie has her big dance recital this weekend. I can't wait to see the actual full dance since all I ever see is this crazy girl running through all her moves 20 times a day. FYI, next time you see Hannah, watch her. She doesn't walk, she taps from room to room. I love that crazy little diva, even though she likes to tell me that some things I do/wear/say are "so 2000 and late". Shout out to Fergie for giving this girl even MORE sass!
I start my new job 3 weeks from today and I'm super nervous/excited!
Speaking of jobs, we have no air conditioning at Nike currently. It's FABULOUS (i hope you all realize the sarcasm here). Really, it's great if you enjoy saunas and are looking for a quick way to drop a few pounds. But let me tell you, spending 5 hours in a sauna isn't as glamorous as it sounds.
Love that Kardashians are back. Kim's rock is ridic.
Love that I actually had a social moment this weekend... baby steps. Maybe toddler steps.
Love that friday is pay day! Just in time for birthday shopping!

Did I mention that I'm turning 23 on saturday?
One year older. And wiser too?